During this holiday season I received MANY holiday cards. Unfortunately because I’ve been so busy (as usual), I couldn’t send any out myself. So If I could, I’d like to use this as my Christmas Card to everyone who was kind enough to send one to me/I would sent one to....

Merry Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Solstice/Voodoo Day!

Boy! What a year it’s been.
Me with my computer work and you doing…whatever it is you do.

Thanks for the Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice card, it was very beautiful and/or humorous.

I enjoyed the photo of your kid or kids.
Boy, he/she/they are REALLY getting big!

Have you seen our mutual friend, if we have one?
Can you believe what he or she is up to?  Boy…some people!

Does your son/daughter/sister/brother/husband/wife still have that substance abuse problem?
All you can do is trust in God, or if you prefer, Voodoo.

How is Granny/Nanna/Mima/YaYa? So-so?

Hey! How about that professional team we both root for?
They should fire or rehire that manager of theirs.  He’s a character!

Well…better go

By the way…
Sorry about not getting around to visiting/calling you that time/those times

I hope you received many presents from Santa/the "Chanukah Guy"/Voodoo Man.
And that the coming year is as good as/better than/nothing like last year.

Best Wishes
Karl

Just an average Joe...BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION (which if I dominated the world there would be peace on earth and goodwill to all men)!

Happy Chanukah!

The ACTUAL COST of the 12 Days of Christmas!

Credits:   Loosely based (OK...plagiarized) on a Saturday Night Live skit I watched a some years back